So last Friday I played my first game of football on a professional pitch – the not so hallowed – turf of arch rivals Chelsea. My thanks to Bob O’Hanlon for shoehorning me into the IBM team for the “Right to Play World Cup”.

This is me loafing around the goal area:

Bob and I also saw Avram Grant going into a meeting 24 hours before we heard he’d got the chop:

… but possibly the highlight of the day was meeting Chelsea legend Marcus Tandy, sorry I mean Jason Cundy: